So, what is the big deal about kissing anyway?
How would you know? You’ve never kissed.
I almost did once.
Fine. Don’t believe me.
No, I do. It’s just hard to imagine.
I can’t picture it. Maybe I don’t want to.
Well, then, you have a poor imagination.
No, I don’t.
Of course you do. Your visualization is selective and hence unreliable.
It’s nothing like that.
Fine. Live in denial.
Oh, shut up!
Well, if that’s what you want.
I don’t want you to shut up. I want you to listen to me.
I had a dream, in which I saw that we were discussing about the art of kissing.
Much like how we are doing now?
Somewhat. But we aren’t discussing the art here, are we?
We can, if you want to.
Well, how do we? You say you have never kissed anyone before.
As if you have kissed a thousand times!
Are you implying that I’m a slut?
Would it matter if I did?
Then, why do you ask?
My sincere apologies. Anyway, just so you know, I’ve never kissed a bearded man before.
Well, then it will be a first for both of us in some ways.
So, are we still going to talk about it or do something more?
We would do more. But this isn’t the right time.
I don’t feel confident enough.
You don’t feel confident?
Yes. Why? Is that too difficult to fathom?
A little. Given your experience.
Experience doesn’t necessarily give you confidence.
How would I know! I’m too naive.
You aren’t. You’re just a novice.
What’s the difference?
Just about an inch of ignorance between the two.
Ah. I see. So, when do you think we should be doing it?
I don’t know. I’m not sure. I can’t take all the decisions all the time. You tell me.
On a full moon night?
No. It would be too bright.
On a new moon night?
No. It would be too dark.
I give up.
Why do you have to be so clichéd all the time?
You can have a clichéd dream. I can’t suggest a clichéd reality?
What is so clichéd about that dream?
It’s the dream of a romantic fool.
I’m neither a romantic nor a fool.
If that would have been true, we would have kissed by now.
As really imagined by the author in a dream